WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = you're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = you will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
2007-02-03 05:55:01 · 3 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny...and somewhat accurate.
2007-02-03 05:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup thats pretty true most guys think about sex clevlage and thats it
2007-02-03 16:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by JILL B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of it is true! Thanks for the laugh though!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-03 14:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋