A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget t o salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!!
THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
I'm driving."
2007-02-03 05:43:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Funny!!(LOL)I'll give it a 10/10
2007-02-03 08:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it.
She said, "Oh, I so sorry, dear," then whacked him with the frying pan.
2007-02-03 13:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-02-03 14:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-02-03 13:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by demonized 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol charma
2007-02-03 13:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 0mg thanx 4 making my nite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 08:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋