Young Jimmy had to go to the optician's to have his eyes tested. During the test the optician asked jimmy to put his right hand over his right eye. This caused a certain amount of confusion in the young boy. "Well Ok," said the optician. "Put your left hand over your right eye." It didn't help. Jimmy was getting more flustered by the minute. "Put any hand over any eye," said the optician in exasperation. With this Jimmy became so totally confused that he froze in the chair.
An idea struck the optician and he went into the back room and cut a hole in an empty cornflakes packet roughly where he thought young Jimmy's eye ought to be. Back in his surgery he slipped the packet over the boy's head. Jimmy began to sob uncontrollably. "What's the matter? the optician asked. Jimmy replied through the sobs: "I wanted a gold rimmed pair like my brother got!"
2007-02-03
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