2007-02-03 05:03:07 · 7 answers · asked by Insulting Other Participants 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Depends.
Older AlienWare goes to computer heaven. Newer AlienWare goes straight to computer hell.
I believe Compaqs go to hell. Dell... well, most of those computers will probably go to heaven, though the power supplies are hellspawn in some. But Tech Support? Sometimes they deserve a visit with the power supplies.
HP - now there is a toss up. I'm thinking the computers go to hell while the printers go to heaven after long and fruitful lives.
All the Okidatas that have not yet expired will join their brethren in computer heaven, they have been a workhorse for the industry. Canon printers, especially those bubble jets? Non-stop to computer hell.
I'm sure others will base their findings on their own experiences with the various types of computers, but these are just my personal experiences and spirituality. Dell Tech has been improving. Really. I am of the opinion that they still might repent and be saved.
What you should have asked is where do we feel the various Support Techs should go when they die. Ever tried dealing with Symantec Tech Support? Or Direcway/now Hughes Tech Support? There is a special place in one of the 9 Lower Hells awaiting those folks.
Computers? Most of them that have served the Lords and Ladies faithfully will end up in computer heaven. But the hellspawn that the recent move to non-local Tech Support has created - it will be very hot for those self serving demons.
2007-02-03 05:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully to a computer-recycling facility, because there are some toxic elements in there!
2007-02-03 05:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they have accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster in their stomach then they are saved and they can be recycled.
2007-02-03 05:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To PC heaven
2007-02-03 06:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scrap heap
2007-02-03 05:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to compuheaven... and compuhell....
there they live out the rest of their lives processing for god.... and satan...
2007-02-03 05:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Directly up your a$$.
2007-02-03 05:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋