My guy told me that I am a girl so I went to the store and bought the dog , but when I arrived home, he wasn't there! I had to keep the dog and pay for all of it. Now I am in the woods in a tent on a laptop with solar adapter and I don't know how to get to him again? He isn't here with me, I think I left him somewhere and the dog is peeing on my leg...
Help??
2007-02-03 04:59:47 · 12 answers · asked by Stranger In Time 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha thanks for making my day...haha that was funny! hahaha
2007-02-03 05:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if its cold outside then the dog peeing on your leg is a good thing. If its not then kick the dog. As for your boyfriend I would just walk around blindly looking for him. If you dont find him after a day or 2 then I would move on and find another guy and stick him with the dog.
2007-02-03 05:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Fissure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shake the dog off your leg, stand up, brush yourself off, face the north, click the heels on your ruby red slippers together 3 times, and the next thing you know you will wake up with your loved ones all around you and realize you've had a really weird dream.
2007-02-03 05:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by oldokie1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look on the bright side you can convert the dogs urine into power for your computer. and with dogs more loyal than men why complain you are not in the woods but in your own paridise. you are on vacation from reality just be carefull and not mess with the giant pink bunny he will eat you and make jewary out of your dog
2007-02-03 05:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by tiny likes clams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I only #nder$tood the l@st p@rt, but I feel $orry 4#
Oh ok@y I get it now, but # need 2 get ova him. He is an @$$
2007-02-03 05:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bryah Mariyah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? i'm confused, he said u were a girl so you got a dog? what is this?
2007-02-03 05:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by Agent Buckwald! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should go home. take a long, hot shower, and get back in the dating game.
2007-02-03 05:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang girl catch a grip and learn to "Just say no!!!"
2007-02-03 05:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r strange and ur guy is strange and ur dog is strange 2
2007-02-03 05:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.....nice guy...and you have a real problem, don't you?
2007-02-03 05:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Minnie Mouse♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋