Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey f$$££d a penguin, Dopey f££$$d a penguin!"
2007-02-03 04:30:48 · 40 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok Guys its just a joke! (Children really)
Don`t have a hissy fit!
Artistic license....Ok I copied and pasted!!
Tink xxx ; )
2007-02-03 06:35:04 · update #1
I loved this one... hilarious!! lol
we can just pretend there are penguins in alaska!!
2007-02-04 04:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but incorrect. There are no penguins in Alaska. I'll give you a star anyway. Call me perverted, but the mental image of a dwarf getting it on with a penguin is hilarious.
2007-02-03 04:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke, but factually inaccurate. Maybe swap Alaska with Patagonia or Antarctica.
2007-02-03 04:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was kinda funny b'cause heard it already and the others r right there r no penguins in Alaska.But it definitely deserves a STAR!!!!!!
2007-02-03 05:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Lucky dopey huh?
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-03 05:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No penguins in Alaska, but you made me laugh.
A star for you...
2007-02-03 04:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it before tink so just dust again and -2 8/10
2007-02-03 06:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats worth a star - made me laugh xxxxxx
2007-02-03 04:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK tinks i know what it is like sometimes you get a load of a**shxles answering your questions and you cannot please them all but i liked it 10/10
2007-02-03 18:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the first joke to make me laugh this hard..... while at work.....a lot of them are good but this one tops them all... ill give u 7 stars....
2007-02-03 05:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋