English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Will God save theists only?

2007-02-03 04:15:58 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Darwin 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

You can pray that the hose works

2007-02-03 04:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by beek 7 · 0 0

It's an odd story. I find it amusing that the man tries to help the geese. I thought we atheists were supposed to be all evil and have no love in our hearts. Seems like they could have found another way to make the story work without the man wanting to help the geese. I mean really, what kind of atheist helps animals??? *eye roll* And no, it's not compelling at all. I have more problems with Christianity (and the idea of any god in general) than just Jesus.

2016-05-23 23:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Praying would waste time better spent calling the fire department. Practicality would ensure you have a plan already in place to get out of a burning house.

2007-02-03 04:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 1 0

A christian or athiest would do better to call the fire department. If you have any beer in the fridge, get that out, you might want a sip after.

2007-02-03 04:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha ha Don't waste you're time praying. Do something positive like phoning the fire brigade.

2007-02-03 04:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep, no holly water to qwell the flames. Your house is doomed unless you say the magic Born Again phrase.

2007-02-03 04:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hopefully you are not without a fire extinguisher or if things get out of hand, a phone.

2007-02-03 04:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

no jimmy d you are condemned to hell and are damned rotflmao of course you realize that i'm kidding but some people have no sense of humor and won't find it funny anyway there's always the fire department

2007-02-03 04:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Speed dial 911

I think firetrucks and men & women equiped to fight fires would do you much better than prayer would.

2007-02-03 04:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 3 0

You are friends with a bunch of Christians, Muslims, etc... I think even if you do not pray people are already praying for ya :)

2007-02-03 04:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Muslimah 1 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers