As promised.
Why do men f@rt more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?
Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the s--- out of you.
Why did God give women n$pples?
To make s£ckers out of men.
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
How can you tell a macho women?
She rolls her own tampons.
What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
How does a woman know that she is overweight?
She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea.
How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
Why the h$ll should we fix it, we don't use the d@mn thing!
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after s$$?
Wipe your d££k on the curtains.
How are girls like rocks?
The flat ones are better to skip
Oooh I hang my head in shame!
2007-02-03 03:51:39 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh thats really good!!!!
lol
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2007-02-03 03:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These were the funny ones.
1) How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the s--- out of you. (LMAO)
2) Why did God give women n$pples?
To make s£ckers out of men. (CUTE)
3) Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. (LOL)
4) What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it. (LMAO)
5) How does a woman know that she is overweight?
She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea. (LOL)
The other ones sucked!!!! (smile)
2007-02-07 17:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great! will u marry me? lol
here are some more
why don't women wear watches?
Because ovens have clocks.
If a man on a motorcycle going 120 miles per hour ran over a women whose fault is it?
The man's. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
2007-02-10 19:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Bryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink, very funny.
Like to meet Moofies Mom as I did not know there were any women today who could cook a five course meal unless it comes in a bag with instructions.
2007-02-09 13:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Geoff S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it relatively is the superb little device I even have considered in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"
2016-10-01 08:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! well done.. very funny.The real women will have a chuckle but the feminist sows will probably report you.The toilet one was a cracker.
Take no notice..here are a couple to add to your list;
1)Why have women got smaller feet?...So they can stand closer to the sink.
2)Why do most women get married in white?..Because most kitchen appliances come in white.
2007-02-03 04:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tink
Have to admit there were some good ones in there.
Here's to laughing with you.
Thanks for the bright spot in a rather dreary day.
2007-02-03 04:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gargirl™® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were great. I particularly like the one about the macho woman. X.
2007-02-05 21:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats my Tink, pleased your`e back on form, it gets a star from me.
2007-02-09 11:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`ll give you top marks for this lot, but as the subject of the jokes, I shouldn`t really!!!!
LOL!!
2007-02-07 18:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because women can not shut up long enough to build up required pressure
2007-02-09 08:43:59 · answer #11 · answered by ashkicker420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋