"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
2007-02-03 03:51:15 · 13 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny! 10/ 10 and a star!
2007-02-03 04:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."--- My mom use to tell me that one all the time.
Some of those are funny.
2007-02-03 04:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband says more than half of those. That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks. You should do a woman dictionary.
2007-02-03 04:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are true. Good jokes.
2007-02-03 04:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by almost there 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP now that's very very funny big thumbs up for you LMAO
2007-02-03 04:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, true
2007-02-03 03:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by HappierThanEver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats frickin hilarious.
2007-02-03 05:30:01 · answer #7 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out "What do you think? funny?" in this forum. Some funny jokes there!
2007-02-03 04:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by ZZ9 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
uh oh. us guyes are screwed now
2007-02-03 04:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha true
2007-02-03 04:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by JJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋