2007-02-03 03:25:31 · 14 answers · asked by Arnar 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
our holy book is printed on toilet paper
2007-02-03 03:30:08 · update #1
I'll join but i need some answers on this.
1. Is the water from the toilet going to be used as holy water?
2. Will people be baptized with their heads dipped in the toilets from this water as well?
3. Will the church have toilet bowls for seating?
4. Will the alter be a different toilet bowl from the ones we will be sitting on?
5. Will there be a period when we will have to pull our pants down?
6. Are we supposed to say our prayers while doing our numbers?
7. Will the pages of our bible be written on toilet paper?
8. Who will be the GOD that we will praying too-too?
9. Will he be forgiving if we mess ourselves with diarrhea?
10. Can i write the 10 commandments for the church?
2007-02-03 03:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a novel idea,you should be able to get a lot of hound dogs they love a smelly toilet.
2007-02-03 03:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell you when thing and it's hard to believe how dirty and filthy
people are in public restrooms. When I was a teen age I worked in a small town department store unreal. Smell and dirty even quit my job over that not that the stuff they smeared all over the walls and thought is this the way they are at home not thanks>
2007-02-03 03:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Rich goldie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you are prepared to get crucified,be spat upon, ridiculed,
rumors will swirl about you, be abused, laughed at, persecuted,
unloved, denied, and finally rejected by all who are really searching for the truth.
2007-02-03 05:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stopped praying to the porcelain god back in the 80's when I gave up tequila, dude.
2007-02-03 03:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let me guess, you pray to the porcelien god.
Come on, get a better grip on reality!
2007-02-03 03:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by a_k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think many people would be joining "sewer or later" It'll leave the congragation "flushed" LOL, LOL Time for me to"butt" out!
2007-02-03 03:28:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try going to campgrounds and I'm sure you could probably find recruits there. lol
2007-02-03 03:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I contribute to the smell?
2007-02-03 03:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by SurfDog 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I suspect a couple of my housemates are already in that religion.
~Morg~
2007-02-03 03:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by morgorond 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋