2007-02-03 03:20:46 · 12 answers · asked by Ed D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
Submitted by: B.J. Schuller
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
2007-02-03 03:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
2007-02-03 03:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is a blonde and a brunette sitting in a bar watching the news. And on the news there is a guy about to jump of a building. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you five bucks he jumps." the blonde takes the bet. Then just at that time the guy jumps so the blonde hands the brunette her money. "Well, I don't know if I can take this. I saw this news report this morning and I knew he was going to jump." says the brunette. "Well," says the blonde. "That's okay because I saw it too but I just didn't think he'd do it twice!"
2007-02-03 04:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that great but the only one im thinking of,was told to me:
3 Blondes were sitting at a table. A man approaches and asks if he can tell them a blonde joke. One woman says"Im 6ft and am a kick boxer,she's 6ft3 and is a wrestler and she's 6ft1 and is a personal trainer,doyou still want to tell the joke?" The man replies,"Not if I have to tell it 3 times".
I think its pretty stupid but apparently not everyone does,like the person who shared it with me.
2007-02-03 03:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello, I'm a blonde and here is a dumb blonde joke. There were three girls that were captured. There was a blonde, a brunette, & a black haired girl. The natives were going to shoot them. The chief yelled,''Ready! Aim!'' Then, the black haired girl yelled,''Tornado!'' The natives hid and the black haired girl ran away. The chief then yelled,''Ready! Aim!'' And the brunette yelled,'' Hurricane!''[I can't remember wat she yelled so I'm going wit hurricane!] The natives ducked and she escaped. Then, the chief yelled,'' Ready! Aim!'' And the blonde yelled,'' Fire!'' Ha!Ha! That still cracks me up! Oh, and if you think b/c my avatar is a brunette that I'm a brunette, I'm not. My dad likes my hair blonde, and he won't let me dye it brown. LOL! Hope you liked my joke!
2007-02-03 03:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If a blond and a brunette fell out of a plane who would hit the ground first?
The brunette. The blond would have to stop and ask for directions.
(an old one... you may have heard it.)
2007-02-03 03:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by ZZ9 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This blond was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car when a cop pulled her over. The young man approached the car, took one look at her and went back to his patrol car. He called in over the radio, and raddled off the license plate number. One other officer replied.
'Go up to her window and drop your pants'
The first officer was surprised and asked why.
'Just do it.' replied the other officer.
The first officer shrugged, walked up to the Blonds window and dropped his pants.
The blond said 'On Dang, not another Breathalyzer test.'
2007-02-03 03:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started"
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed..............."Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box
2007-02-03 03:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
One day a blond was crying her neighbor saw her and he said why are you crying she said my mom just passed away the next day the blond was crying again the neighbor asked her why are you crying today and she said I just got off the phone with my sister and her mom died too.
2007-02-03 03:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by andresnunezaha 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde's bellybutton hurt?
Because male blondes are dumb too!!! Hahahahaha!
2007-02-03 03:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by bribri8785 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋