Okay....Just hire the VIET CONG and the NVA from the Vietnam war as mercenaries for this war!!!
They beat us fair and square in that war..lets hire em for this one..give em minimum wage, with a performance bonus.
It would be cheaper than using our guys...besides the Vietnamese do not cry when their body count goes up like amercans do.
We killed 3.5 million Vietnamese in that war and they WON!!!!!!.let em win one for UNCLE SAM....minimum wage VICTORY!
Hey.. at the last minute...our soldiers could rush in and claim the Victory....the make the NVA and Cong sell peanuts to the crowd...min wage of course. GAWD bless Amerikkka
2007-02-03 03:00:10 · 10 answers · asked by liverlips 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
WOOHOO!!! LIVERLIPS FOR PRESIDENT 2008!!! I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!! ALL HAIL LIVERLIPS!!!
VC AND NVA FTW!!!
2007-02-03 06:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NVA can deal with terrorists - they don't need jungle if there are underground tunnels! But Chinese is the best choice - they fight mercilessly; they care not human rights; they are not influenced by VN syndrome; body count will have no affect on their morale and their people not dare to say they oppose war! But China will demand we cede Iraq to them as the payment!
2007-02-03 12:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by holyfire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the crazy people of Iran are doing most of the bombing in Iraq, i say lets get some crazy Americans, take them to the Iran border and give them car bombs or strap on bombs and let them loose in Iran, after bombing all over Iran, then the government of Iran, may say we give up, these crazy American Christians are killing everyone in our country, we can't seem to stop them and we thought we could drive the Americans out of Iraq with our bombing and our friends in the American media, but now it has back fired
2007-02-03 12:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by DukeofDixie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt that this plan would work as the NVA was fighting for what they thought is their nation and not as mercenaries.
2007-02-03 11:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by david42 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a winner to me. So where do I jump on the bandwagon. But I want one exception. When they sell the peanuts, I think we should get 50% of the take.
2007-02-03 11:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by Big C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No just us, with what we have now. You kill everything that walks
talks or crawls.Take the booty,Plant the flag, salute it, and call it a ****ing day!And if you think this does't work, read a little history,
start with the old testament.
2007-02-03 12:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Darryl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you wonder why we are not doing this? Because that is not victory. It's a pity that you would think something like that much less tell others about it.
2007-02-03 11:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by saram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no jungle in Iraq so I don't think that would work. There's got to be a better way.
2007-02-03 11:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had home turf advantage just as the Iraqis have home turf advantage now.
2007-02-03 11:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!
2007-02-03 11:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by The Kwl Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋