Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
2007-02-03 02:37:44 · 10 answers · asked by tmbr1wulf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that last one must be a redneck. i know i've dated enuff of them
2007-02-03 03:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG Thats really funny 10/10
2007-02-03 02:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good to know that if I go to prison I can have a way of passing off my time.
2007-02-03 02:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-03 02:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! dats funny! da 3rd guy is retarted doe!
2007-02-03 02:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I liked that...
2007-02-03 03:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-03 03:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by aae87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :-D too funny
2007-02-03 03:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by teddybearprincess1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-03 03:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by skittles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 07:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋