A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 5 to 6 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
“You're going to die!" she replied.
2007-02-03 02:26:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe Terrible but funny! :D
2007-02-03 02:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some months after his parents have been divorced, little Johnny surpassed via his mom’s mattress room and observed her rubbing her physique and moaning, “i desire a guy, i desire a guy!” Over the subsequent couple of months, he observed her doing this countless cases. sooner or later, he got here homestead from college and heard her moaning. whilst he peeked into her mattress room, he observed a guy on good of her. Little Johnny bumped into his room, took off his clothing, threw himself on his mattress, began stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, i desire a bike! i desire a bike!”
2016-10-01 08:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by eylicio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O thats is messd up!!! good 1 i aint like dose stuck up people that say it is nice to get points im just sayin its nice!! but not out of this world or something
2007-02-03 02:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol that is messed up heheh but still hilarious!!
2007-02-03 03:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow..that's just wrong but still funny
2007-02-03 03:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, good one! :)
2007-02-03 03:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 07:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.........lmfao
2007-02-03 03:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.................
2007-02-03 07:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋