2007-02-03 01:59:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm not sure who this was but i would say this about sums it up!!
Funny but so true
-“How can we love others, if we cannot first love ourselves?”
-“Love yourself when no one else will.”
-Accidents cause people. Masturbation is safe sex!
Ya Nailed it!!! HA HA HA
2007-02-10 17:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost everydoby has been through this... Well, maybe not 9 times a day - every day, but still.... It's ok. But it's also true that this is often due to boredom. Just to make life more exciting and interesting, I would suggest that you go out and socialise instead of masturbating another 4 times.. Coz, maybe you can find a girlfriend while being out there, and won't have to do it again, coz you would have discovered something more pleasant ;)
Take Care man...
2007-02-10 20:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Viesse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M.I.N.E. Canada....
Raising public awareness about the joys of self love is a critical strategy for promoting self esteem as well as a healthy mind, body and soul.
M.I.N.E. Canada and M.I.N.E. Toronto wants everyone to become self realized and understand that masturbation is no longer a taboo subject and is not a dangerous, intolerable, devious act.
*MASTURBATION IS NOT EVIL*
Active participation with ones self is productive and encourages healing for many victims of loneliness and or broken relationships.
A balanced program of public awareness, education, movies, magazines and daily or bi-daily exercise of both hands is essential to promote manual dexterity for healthy masturbation.
REMEMBER
-Be a volunteer. Don’t be a victim.
-“How can we love others, if we cannot first love ourselves?”
-“Love yourself when no one else will.”
-Accidents cause people. Masturbation is safe sex!
-It’s a privilege. It’s a right. It’s good healthy fun!
-While an individuals decision to masturbate is a personal choice, doing so in a public place is still, to this point, a criminal offence. Be careful.
THE FACTS…
-NO!... You will not go blind.
-YES!... It is addictive, but that’s okay.
-Canada’s typical masturbator:
Males between the ages of 16 – 90+
Females between the ages of 16 – 90+
-Everyone does it. Those who say that they do not… are lying!!
-Hones manual dexterity.
-NO!... You will not grow large amounts of hair where there were not any before i.e.: Palms and back.
-Builds strong muscles.
-NO!... You will not break out with a bad case of acne.
-When compared to the National Homicide Rate, masturbating has actually not killed anyone!!!
2007-02-10 15:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by Creepy Uncle Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked the wrong question I guess. Maybe it should be should I continue doing it and if yes how many times a day ?
And the probable right answer should be go find friends for good activities other then anything related to sex.
This will save you for a better health when you grow older.
2007-02-10 15:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by D.R.M.M's Fairplay's Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbate is a normal and somehow good for your health. However, doing something too much isn't always good. As you masturbate 9 times a day, you will need to eat lots of food to get enough protein to reproduce sperm cells. (It takes you time and protein to reproduce sperm). Otherwise, you will destroy your health. I think you'd better reduce masturbate to 2-3 times a day. It's much better.
For me, I do it 1-2 times a day. If I don't feel good, I skip it to the next day.
2007-02-08 20:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that all? you should be doing it at least 20 times a day my friend. You are perfectly normal. I geuss your about 14/15? perfectly normal
2007-02-03 02:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Fake N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your hand hurts so bad you can't even spell anymore! Yes that seems to be excessive. Don't blow all your swimmers, save some for a baby!
2007-02-09 15:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rhode Island Red 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to find some friends to socialize a bit.
You're simply bored, that's all.
Get a life doud
2007-02-03 04:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by l r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like I need more information. How old were you when this started? How many years has this phenomenon been going on? Why are you on this site?
2007-02-03 02:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by green3ch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damnnnnnnnnn!!!! that is an awful amount of time to be masturbating. No offense but, I think you should see a specialist.
2007-02-10 09:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by Patricia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋