And I'm pregnant or have AIDS would definitely not be funny! SO DON"T EVEN SUGGEST IT! Or I'm breaking up with you wouldn't either! Something harmless. He's a pothead, if that helps.
2007-02-03 01:55:21 · 16 answers · asked by SHELTIELUVER 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I don't want to kill him you sicko! And if I told him I liked women, he'd just be like "Cool, let's go pick some up!" Come on guys, something GOOD PLEASE!
2007-02-03 02:00:10 · update #1
How about a bra that makes you look much more bustier than you are?
I mean, it's a joke, OK?
2007-02-03 02:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a picture of Marilyn Manson, tell your bf that you are thinking about getting the photo tatooed on your shoulder. Make him believe that you suddenly turned completely goth and you are getting this tatoo because it's the right thing to do. Turn your phone book over to the yellow pages and circle the phone numbers of the tat parlor in your town. Leave the phone book by his bong, so he will see it. Call the tat parlor while he is sitting there snapping bowls.... See what happens. No preggars, No Aids, nobody gets hurt.
2007-02-03 10:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by BudLt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you were walking through the woods and found this old rotten school bus, and it was filled with bricks of marijuana. Bring him into the woods, tell him you were joking, then have sex with him right there. After you have sex tell him that you have aids. And a few days alter say you are pregnant.
2007-02-03 10:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the mild side, call him and tell him you called him to tell him his phone was ringing.
On the more serious side, if he's interested in games of sexual power, handcuff him to the bed, do and/or don't do what you would normally do and/or not do, and when it comes time to release him, pretend you can't find the key.
2007-02-03 10:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by night_train_to_memphis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best prank will only work if u r in the car while driving and he is sleeping, but while u r driving yell out AHHHHH We're about to crash and see wat happens or pretend u heard somone say that he was cheating on u and u called him and asked hime but at the end just say u were kidding, u never know he might actually spill the beans by accident...kidding...lol
2007-02-03 10:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk some friends into renting some police uniforms from a costume store, and then fake arrest him for possesion of drugs. Make sure its people he doesn't know. lol.
2007-02-03 10:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Captivated 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a ziplock bag and fill it with water, get a need and go over his head and say turn around and poke the needle into the bag over his head, he will think it will pop and he will be wet but he wont, just a scare to him.
2007-02-03 11:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ed D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get him excited, then pull out a knife. It'll scare the **** out of him. Maybe even if you just stab him alittle, but not real deep.
2007-02-03 09:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by j12bash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have a sprayer on your kitchen tap if you do tape it so it stays open when he turns on the water he has a shower in the kitchen
2007-02-03 10:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make him **special** brownies - tell him a dog ate his cannibas - and it took three days of following the dog, but you finally recovered all of his goods
2007-02-03 09:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋