7.Sept.15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.Sept.23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he began to cry & asks"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9.Oct.4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a mirror & picked his nose.
10.Nov.10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11.Dec 2: Darted around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12 Dec.6: In the auto department practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels.
13.Dec18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14 Dec21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15.Dec. 23: Went into fittingroom, shut door, waited awhile, then screamed very loudly"There is no toilet paper in here!"
2007-02-03
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