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7.Sept.15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.Sept.23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he began to cry & asks"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9.Oct.4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a mirror & picked his nose.
10.Nov.10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11.Dec 2: Darted around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12 Dec.6: In the auto department practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels.
13.Dec18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14 Dec21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15.Dec. 23: Went into fittingroom, shut door, waited awhile, then screamed very loudly"There is no toilet paper in here!"

2007-02-03 01:35:39 · 12 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

that is so awesome... we want more....

heres a tip for you.... write all the text in another thing...(word processer) then copy the whole thing then paste into yahoo... this way.. there will be no word limit.

2007-02-03 07:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, that's funny! My friend actually tried doing some of thease in Wal-Mart once. (number 12)

2007-02-03 09:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 0

Is that really a joke? I saw a "List of things to do at Walmart" that had some of those things on it. Interesting....

2007-02-03 09:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by Captivated 4 · 0 0

This is soooooo funny! Is there more? Let us know if this is really true!

2007-02-03 09:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by SHELTIELUVER 3 · 0 0

LMAO! Still laughing.

2007-02-03 09:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0 0

Haha... Where did ya get those jokes?

2007-02-03 10:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0 0

A friend of mine did number nine once. It was... gross. :P

2007-02-03 11:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by Syd 4 · 0 0

you had to read te firs one to get it lol

2007-02-03 10:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0 0

shut

2007-02-03 09:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by are you Mirror? 4 · 0 0

hahahaha , this is sooo very funny.

2007-02-03 10:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0 0

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