WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN!!!!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
2007-02-03 01:31:55 · 9 answers · asked by ķōŅšţāńŢĩʼnę 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see
2007-02-03 01:34:25 · update #1
you naked, id die happy
SHE: I I saw you naked, id die laughing.
2007-02-03 01:41:07 · update #2
Those are cute. Unfortunately, I always get flustered when guys say crap like that and just kind of laugh. Next time I'm at the bar and buzzed, I'll give them a whirl!
2007-02-03 01:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by SHELTIELUVER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your cry baby whiny *ssed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a f*cking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a dam. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable. I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? Not all men are annoying, some are dead. Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size! A woman's favorite position is CEO I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF*ck you! Too many freaks not enough circuses. Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done. I plead contemporary insanity. And which dwarf are you? How do I set the laser printer to stun?
2016-05-23 22:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all those are awesome.....
heres a suggestion... next time when you have something longer then what yahoo allows... write the whole thing somewhere else... then copy, paste into yahoo... this way.. you can have an infinite word and no limitations...
ok... what would you do if a guy did this to u..... (he's a far away) he points at you with his index finger (palms up)... then tells you to come to him... when you get there... chances are your going to ask. what do you want.... what if he says... oh.. nothing really.. i just wanted to see if i can make u cumm with my fingers and looks like i can..... hehe.....
2007-02-03 07:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls caution about using the one on -- What do you do for a Living? as you'll
need to have a cell phone for 911 when he croaks -- ha!
2007-02-03 01:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a hard day i needed this to crack me up, thanks.
2007-02-03 02:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 07:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!LOL!
2007-02-03 01:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are too funny - thanks for posting
2007-02-03 02:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sabre♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I will use some of those. Thanks.
2007-02-03 01:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋