You meant to say "I am a worthless troll, it's Saturday morning, Mom is at the gym and I'm bored and on her AOL account."
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2007-02-03 01:23:31
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answered by TheseUnitedStates 2
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Sounds like your theology is messed up. 2 males having consensual sex does not exist. I would love to go to the scripture you think you are referring to, because understanding it is key. I apologize for the inconsistency of teaching in the church. Unfortunately, many try to make the Bible say what they want it to say rather than what it actually says and teaches. If you heard this doctrine in church..... find another and talk to the leadership about this teaching. I would hate to see you throw away a relationship with Christ based on twisted doctrine.
2007-02-03 09:39:10
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answered by ggirl 3
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Christians worship God. Why would the "first parents" have anything to do with you identifying with Christians?
2007-02-03 09:24:36
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answered by Mike M. 5
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I am not sure what you are referring to.
God created Adam, and then Eve (male and female) not 2 males.Your logic does not follow because you have started from an incorrect premise.
2007-02-03 09:24:36
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answered by pennoes 2
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Dude you are so dumb. If you read the first 5 pages of the bible, you would know that Adam is a man, and Eve is a woman.
2007-02-03 09:23:04
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answered by theinfamous_eric 3
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I looked and that is not in my Bible, I looked in some of the other Bibles around my house and its not there either. So... maybe someone has fed you a big fat lie.
2007-02-03 09:30:47
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answered by thankyou "iana" 6
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What a stupid corruption in your thoughts of how God created humans.
2007-02-03 11:55:33
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answered by June smiles 7
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NO, God created Adam and then from Adam took one of his ribs and created the woman Eve.
2007-02-03 09:23:24
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answered by existingtobe 3
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where did you get that nonsense?
two males cannot reproduce - God created Adam and Eve
not Adam and Steve!
2007-02-03 09:23:05
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answered by tom4bucs 7
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First parents?? huh?? Adam and Eve?? And here I always thought Eve was a woman's name.....
2007-02-03 09:22:11
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answer #10
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answered by maccrew6 6
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IN order to answer your question we must first know what planet you are from. Your profile pic looks like you just showed up here. Welcome to Earth.
2007-02-03 09:26:35
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answered by convoiceofreason 4
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