quickly, but Mrs. F loves to browse.HE must find an outlet for his boredom at Walmart...SO after about 25 shopping trips, here's a letter to Mrs. F.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past 6 months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban you both from our stored. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. F are listed below.
1.June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's shopping carts when they weren't looking.
2.July 2: set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3.July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3 in housewares"...and watched what happened.
5.Aug. 4: Went to the service desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6.Sept. 14: Moved a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
cont.
2007-02-03 01:16:41 · 11 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Write some more of those.Please do, that's funny!
2007-02-03 01:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Fenton says to his wife, ''they missed the best ones like when I found a sausage in the food department and took it to ladies wear and stuffed it in a mannequin's panties and when I impersonated a wal-mart executive and had the employee's change the displays where all the mannequin's butts were up in the air and............ (Need I say more ?)
2016-05-23 22:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You for not using my real last name!
It took months of "yes dears" and shrewd, diabolic planning -but it paid off!
Incidentally -- you can put the M&M's on charge or pay cash, but you can't pay on time layaway. however, if you charge them on your Walmart card and don't
pay on time...it works out the same way.
2007-02-03 01:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing!
At our Walmart: Usually the husband is walking behind the wife and if she slows up, he will nudge her along with his knee.
2007-02-03 01:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by shendley04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this true? It is kind of funny. I love playing jokes. I mean it was all harmless, right?
2007-02-03 01:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by SHELTIELUVER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe I love it! Sounds like fun!
2007-02-03 01:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. I've seen this one before, but it never fails to make me giggle. Thanks for the laugh! :-)
2007-02-03 03:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanna do that!
2007-02-03 01:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-03 07:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 07:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋