A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the
man's weiner off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The
little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the weiner
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, It....it was only a bug,
Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said
"Sure had a big di ck, didn't it?"
2007-02-03 01:03:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl that made me laugh so much
2007-02-03 01:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by becky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This ends your "Cute" moment. This is sort of 'cute' too. But oh, so funny. Do you ever stop? Lets hope not. This is great. Your calling to all of us who need some laughter. Thank-You
2007-02-03 17:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 15:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋