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Where I live, boogie men are polite and always knock first.

I answered the door the other day and said, "Honey, it's for you."

I was released from the hospital the next day after getting the baseball bat removed from my ...

2007-02-03 01:01:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

one time i was jetskiing, and no matter how fast i went i couldn't shake this........THING......... that was chasing me!! i went faster and faster, and still, he persisted.

i made a hard turn right and chuckled to myself because i thought for sure that would do the trick. i looked back and he was all over me.

what was i supposed to do?? i know what i did do, i whipped that bad jet ski around and charged straight for it!! AHAHAHA I GOT YOU NOW!! he jumped out of the way at the last second!!

later on i found out that he was the boogie man on vacation and i forgot that i was actually towing him on the back of my jetski by means of a pair of skis!! poor fella.

2007-02-03 17:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no boogie men in my neck of the woods just man eating clowns

2007-02-03 09:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0 0

In Missouri we the MO MO the Missouri Monster.

2007-02-03 09:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by LuckyChucky 5 · 0 0

Yes. He's on TV every friday night on Smackdown.

2007-02-03 09:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fletcher 4 · 0 0

Yes that is why my wife sleeps closer to the door so it will get her first

2007-02-03 09:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

boogie man boogie man do what cha can boogie man boogie man do whatcha can

2007-02-03 09:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they just dont stop. i have no idea whats wrong with them i swear. i mean i already have a darn window broken from them. i dont even wanna talk about that time!

2007-02-03 09:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by your wonderwall 5 · 0 0

just me

2007-02-03 09:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lori 4 · 0 0

yeah, oh no!
poor you

2007-02-03 09:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by jaz 3 · 0 0

nope...

2007-02-03 09:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0 0

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