Fallen bridge
A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. While on the other side of the river, the bridge fell down. She called across to her blond boyfriend telling him that she couldn't get back. He yelled in response, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back." She replied, "No, I'll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off."
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around,and all fall off.
2007-02-02 23:09:18 · 13 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gud ones !!
2007-02-02 23:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Saloni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond is driving along in the country when she sees another blond in a rowboat in the middle of a corn field. the blond pulls over and starts yelling at the blond in the rowboat. hey hey yoiu its blonds like you that give blonds a bad name............................if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your ***
2007-02-03 07:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by chronus79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one
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10 on 10
2007-02-03 07:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
4/10
2007-02-03 07:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes I love them they are such simple people
2007-02-03 07:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep em coming explorer12!
2007-02-03 15:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the second one but the first on eis hilarious!
2007-02-03 16:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by pecampsie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... quite funny.. good ones.. hahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-03 07:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
many ha ha s
2007-02-03 07:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice !....
both of them..hahaha
7/10
5/10
2007-02-03 07:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋