1) If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
2) Miners Refuse to Work after Death
3) I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
4) A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
5) Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
6) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
7) Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon.
8) A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
9) Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
10) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
11) If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
12) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
13) Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?
14) A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
15) Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
16) Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
17) I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
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