Mad Wife Disease
A guy was sitting quietly, reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was
that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of
one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.
"I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for!?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
2007-02-02 22:35:39 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good! Will spread it around to my friends.
All you out there remember; "A joke a day, keeps a stroke away!"
2007-02-03 00:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good enough 8/10
2007-02-03 06:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... good joke... hahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-03 07:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is BAD.......*rolls on floor laughing*.....I know a couple like this......sad...but true......LOL
Good one by the way....
2007-02-03 06:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool i like the story, she is crasy
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2007-02-03 06:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by StormMan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes mad
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2007-02-03 06:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha........that's very funny.....thanks for the best laugh of the day..........lol
2007-02-03 06:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !! lol !
and definetly mad1 :)
2007-02-03 07:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by jasmine_tarek294 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is funny...
2007-02-03 08:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋