I was pulled up in my car buy the police and they sed can you blow in to the bag and I sed im not drunk they sed I now your not I sed its my chips that are hot. was that funny?
2007-02-02 21:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOT REALLY
2007-02-02 21:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by sickskillz883 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I get it now, I think.
He was blowing into his bag of BBQ potato chips to cool them off and the cop thought he was barfing because he's drunk.
Sorry, your English needs a LOT of work.
Try this:
I was pulled over by a cop the other day:
"Step out and blow into this bag."
"OK, but I'm not drunk."
"Hmmmm, I see you're not. Then, why did you keep blowing into that bag?"
"My BBQ chips are hot and I'm cooling them off."
2007-02-03 08:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry dude but dont quit your day job to be a comedian because that sh i t succed.....Try this one..............................
a blind man walked in a bar and said
" wanna here a blonde joke"
The bartender replied " i am blonde and i would not apriciate that..........the man next to you is 250 pounds and also is blonde.....The man behind you is 286 pounds and is blonde too....would you stilll like to tell that joke?"
"of course not" replies the blind man
"not if i have to explain it 3 times"
Heres another one to try
"How do you kill a blonde?"
tell em theres a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.....
2007-02-03 05:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by ~britt~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, learn correct English and then post jokes.
2007-02-03 06:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it's not. In fact it doen'st sounds right at all. want to try answering my questions?
2007-02-03 05:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by AnOnYmOuS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda weak.....how old are you to have such a "bag" of jokes like this......
2007-02-03 05:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sed it is...thx for the laughs...
2007-02-03 05:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
depends on how drunk you were
2007-02-03 05:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by the atomic penguin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-02-03 05:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-02-03 05:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-02-03 05:35:03 · answer #11 · answered by Soundguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋