Little Johnny....................... which goes to Heaven first......................?

Question

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the

teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to

heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand. The

little boy says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is

all about love."

"Very good," said the teacher.

The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up

"Oh no", she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part

of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and

my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"

Answer 1

ROFL.. this Jhonny kid is just too much.. hahaha

very good joke.. thanx & a star for u

Answer 2

Hahaha...good one!

Answer 3

haha ... lmfao ... thats was funny ... i hope i dont find my parents doin that ! :$ haha

Answer 4

LOL.