An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on the front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy
appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind
being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the
fairy. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in
front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could
possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her
knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear.
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
2007-02-02 20:32:03 · 12 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe
good thing that he's neutered, if he wasn't he would start cheating on her from day one with every walking living thing around them :-)
2007-02-02 20:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 08:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one. Poor old young lady!
2007-02-02 20:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a star for u..... i added a star to ur question
105 marks
you had gave me my dose of medicine!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE after all!
2007-02-02 21:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...you got me laughing! That was cute.
2007-02-02 20:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by true blu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one :o)
2007-02-02 20:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by BALF is 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how much..lol...that i would give a 10
2007-02-02 20:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha really good
2007-02-02 23:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by sweety 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahhahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-03 00:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES
2007-02-02 20:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋