Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
2007-02-02 19:53:17 · 3 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.... nice ones.. hahahaha
2007-02-02 23:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! You did it again. I liked the black roots one best.
2007-02-03 07:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR for u!!
2007-02-06 12:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋