2007-02-02 19:33:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
None, they don't exist. Do it yourself and think for yourself. Don't be an idiot like them and wait for an imaginary friend to take care of you (thus change your lightbulb)
Religion is for weakminded bigots
2007-02-02 19:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Squirly,
If you are too lazy to do that then I am sure that GOD certainly won't be interested in asking you to allow HIM to do it for you.
Study these scriptures and see what you think. To become a Christian:
HEAR - Romans 10:17 So then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
BELIEVE - To the Prison guard in Acts 16:31 Paul and Silas said, "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household."
REPENT - Acts 17:30 Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent.
CONFESS CHRIST - Matthew 10:32 "Therefore whoever confesses Me before men, him I will also confess before My Father who is in heaven.
BE BAPTIZED - Mark 16:16 He who believes and is baptized will be saved; but he who does not believe will be condemned.
CONTINUE TO BE FAITHFUL - Revelation 2:10b Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life.
Send me a note if you have questions. I am anxious to hear from you. Have a Great day.
Eds
2007-02-03 03:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Eds 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a latch somewhere on your skull. Unfasten it, lift your cranium, pull out the old light bulb, and put the new one in.
2007-02-03 05:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by rgtheisen2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God said Let there be light and there was light-Gen1:3
HE the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob...my God doesnt need to screw in a light bulb!
2007-02-03 03:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by choilein 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no lightbulb? LOL
2007-02-03 03:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None. They get all the priests and ministers to do it.
2007-02-03 03:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sal D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...methinks your days are numbered.
2007-02-03 03:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many brain cells did you burn up on this stupid question
2007-02-03 03:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one...you...spelled with a little g.
2007-02-03 03:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by TNT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋