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Does this mean that the devil is my daddy? Why aren't I red? Why don't I have horns?

2007-02-02 19:19:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Your Mom, after all, should know.
Perhaps if you offered her a book to read (besides the bible)?
After asking this question, your face should be red, anyway. :)
As for horns, give it time.

-I'm taking it for granted, because you spelled relevance correctly, that you are not a hurt and confused child. If it was a joke question, it was pretty cute. If it wasn't, I must look like a schmuck.

2007-02-02 19:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Gordon M 3 · 0 0

Probably because she was either joking, or she dislikes your father a lot.

But being red is not accurate, since no one knows what the devil (or should I play on a lot of people's fears here and say 'Lucifer'?) even looks like, so there is not any evidence of the devil being red, or horns, a tail, except what you see on television shows that are fictional, as well as fictional books?

If the devil were real,then a lot of people could be surprised if the devil actually looked more like a vomit-coloured ringworm. The fact that sirituality takes precedence here means I don't really need to explain why physical attributes would be necessary.

2007-02-02 19:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lief Tanner 5 · 0 0

Well considering all people are deserving of hell unitl they have been spiritually regenerated, then yes you are the spawn of a sinfull person, but probably not Satan.

2007-02-02 19:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by thomas_knight7 2 · 0 0

Try developing a more mature sense of humor. I'd rate this on a kindergarten level.

2007-02-02 19:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Mother knows best. As the apple ripens so comes the color. All good things come to those that wait.

2007-02-02 19:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by BEENSADOON 2 · 0 0

Your mother is being inappropriately cruel. But there is no such thing as satan, so you are hardly the spawn of such.

2007-02-02 19:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

you must have gotten on your mom's nerve and or driving her nuts......and you probably or not the most angelic of children..and or really giving her a hard time....shame on you....and she said it to let you see just how you act like a demon from hell..another words straighten up you act......

2007-02-02 19:28:00 · answer #7 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0 0

must be the same reason my dad called my stepmom the devils daughter. try acting different and see what she calls you then.

2007-02-02 19:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0 0

That's funny!! I'm sure ALL parents feel that way about their children at one time or another.

2007-02-02 20:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it means you father was evil or you are evil but satan is not your father you have let him into your life.

2007-02-02 19:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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