I mean technically he did raise from then dead right?
2007-02-02 19:00:17 · 14 answers · asked by Cheer_Star107 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First, we have to ask a few questions.
1: Did Jesus die?
Yes. Yes he did.
2: Did he, as it were, come back to life.
Also yes.
3: Did he, in fact, endorse cannibalistic ideals?
Yes the third. (He said “Eat the bread, for it is my body, and drink this wine, for it is my blood.”. Or something like that.)
All and all, I’d say that’s pretty compelling evidence for “Jesus was a zombie”
2007-02-05 08:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by James 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zombie: A soulless body. interior the Voodoo cult of Haiti, a zombi is the slave of a magician. The soul would were bumped off through magic from a dwelling human being, or the body of someone lately deceased would were delivered up out of the grave after the soul were separated from it through known rites of lack of existence. because the lord of the useless, Ghede has the skill to animate corpses as zombis. no longer even close. Jesus develop into totally alive; body, spirit and soul. under no circumstances to die again. it truly is termed being Resurrected.
2016-11-24 20:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Jesus was still Jesus. It's only cause God used his super uber powerful 9th level spell- True Resurrect. If God would have been an evil cleric he might have animated his dead body to turn Jesus into a zombie or skeleton.
2007-02-02 19:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would Jesus be considered a zombie? Yes, but only by other zombies.
2007-02-02 19:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you think God is a zombie, but I consider Jesus as a different substance of the Godhead: e.g. God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit
2007-02-02 19:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by thomas_knight7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Jesus just ******* owns, no matter what my great granddaddy says.
If Jesus is a zombie, does that mean that god is like...the Lich king?
Srsly.
2007-02-02 19:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was given a spititual body when he was raised up Sparky, not a physical one and definately not the same one he had as a human.
2007-02-02 19:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, zombies are supposedly the result of the religion of voodoo. I don't think anyone in Jerusalem at the time knew any voodoo
2007-02-02 19:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He did, but he kept his mental faculties. He also made his followers eat his flesh and drink his blood. Jesus was more of a vampire.
2007-02-02 19:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didnt just rise from the dead, god resurrected him, this is very much different
zhombies are diffirent and maynot even be true
2007-02-02 19:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋