2007-02-02 18:56:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a Vagina."
2007-02-02 19:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Two mexican guys in 7 11 store were buying sodas,a sexy lady pass by ,one of the mexican said hmm! chanel 5, then a macho guy pass by,the other mexican said hah! Calvin Cline, then a fat old lady pass by and made a sound.Then the guy said ahhh! that scent, R&B"" the other guy argue " I never heard of R&B perfume or cologne, The guy answered ,NO THAT IS RICE AND BEANS FART...
2007-02-02 19:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Vannili 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
best friends a white boy a mexican and black boy are walking home together. The white boy says I know a place where this woman who changes every day and we can watch her thru the window. Want to try it. The little black boy says yes, so they go. after the woman starts undressing The little black boy dissapears. The white and mexican friend find him shiverring behind a dumpster blocks away and asked what happened very concerned. and he replies"My mom told me I would turn to stone if I ever looked at a naked woman and I felt myself starting to get hard"
2007-02-02 19:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by JHAMAINE E 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
a policeman stopped a man and said you did not stop at the stop sign you only slowed down. The man said show me the difference...
The policeman said ok get out of the car.
He started beatting him with his stick...then the policeman said....
Do you want me to stop or just slow down...LOL
I got this on an email today...it is longer but this is the joke...part..so make up something to make it longer and your own.
2007-02-02 19:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋