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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: "EuroDisney Left" so she went home.


Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, 'Hooked On Phonics'...


Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".


Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?


Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.


Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.


Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She's got a checkbook.


Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

2007-02-02 18:47:35 · 9 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

What do you call a brunette? Bored and lonely for sitting around making up blond jokes!!!!!!!

2007-02-02 18:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by That Guy 5 · 2 0

heheheh

poor blonde's

2007-02-03 02:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by mary L 4 · 0 0

Haha, did you make them up yourself?

2007-02-03 04:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0 0

Cute ones !!

2007-02-03 02:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao

2007-02-06 09:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

hahaha.......nice ones, typical blonde jokes.......lol

2007-02-03 02:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

excellent i like it all

2007-02-03 04:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by sweety 2 · 0 0

funny!

2007-02-03 02:57:27 · answer #8 · answered by Hermione Malfoy 3 · 0 0

haha nice...

2007-02-03 02:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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