man1--heyy,,look a bird has died
man2--(looking at the sky and,,)where??where??
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man1--look at me,,i love my wife at home,,and my girlfriend outside,,
man2--teach me how to flirt,,
man1--leave it,,u r still a child,,
(after a while),,
man1--heyy,,save me,,my wife and my girlfriend r coming together,,
man2--thats what excatly i was going to say now,,
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boy--when do i come to ur house to ask ur dad for our marriage?
girl--when my dad isnt holding a knife,,
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husband--guess why only 10% of women go to heaven?
wife--why??
husband--coz if all of them go there,,it would be called hell,,
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husband--when u werent here,,i was crying,
wife--ohh,,,thats soo sweet of u,,
husband--but they were the tears of happiness
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2007-02-02 18:44:52 · 7 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
what do you call to a moe that is tiny?????????
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2007-02-02 18:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by adamantine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thoze r sum lame, poorly speld jokes.
2007-02-03 02:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Master Maverick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved the tears of happiness one
2007-02-03 02:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, you made me laugh, for this I say Thank-you!
2007-02-03 02:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by bynni_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but it really isn't that funny.
2007-02-03 02:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Asha J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok- what did your girl do to you that you destroying us women? LOL
2007-02-03 02:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Guppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2007-02-03 02:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋