Is Revenge Sweet ?

Question

An old man and woman were married for many years, even
Though
They hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
Screaming
and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man
Would
shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
Grave and
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
Magic,
Because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their
Neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake After the burial,
She went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there
Was no
tomorrow..
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
Afraid
That
he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave
And
Come
back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
Him buried
upside down......"
My kind of woman

Answer 1

VERY nice. I will have to tell that to everyone I know.

Answer 2

hahahaha.......very funny one.......really a smart woman.......lmao

Oh! sanghy, missed you for a long time, I think!

You could have edited and curtailed the length of the joke like this! You could have saved 7 lines in this paragraph itself!! And this would be easy to read also.

She went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there
Was no tomorrow..
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
Afraid That he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave And Come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
Him buried upside down......"
My kind of woman

Answer 3

Revenge is bittersweet, although in the reverse order. It may seem sweet at first, but gradually it is like a plague because it is a never-ending cycle. I heard this phrase before: An eye for an eye will make the world go blind. But the story is rather interesting as a joke though.

Answer 4

Its Karma that gets revenge eventually.I have proof,a girlfriend and her mom lived with her moms sister and the sister was like a nazi power hungry headcase.My gf mothers sister treated them like garbage and i eventually said something to her about the way she treated her own sister and her daughter,my gf.I said i see why you have no friends and the relatives wont visit.Being a full blooded italian she had a im the poop attitude and just ignored what i said,i ended with ya know Karma will catch up with you in time.A week later she had a heart attack in the back room of the house ,i stepped over her and told someone to call an ambulance.I was on my way to work......just love karma.
After that it was so peaceful in that house it was like winning the lotto

Answer 5

Good One Gotta respect a woman with revenge in her heart

Answer 6

Chinese saying, When you seek revenge dig two graves.

Answer 7

Its extremely bitter, and not worth it at all! Even if it tastes sweet for awhile, its does not cause real happiness but only anger.

Answer 8

ROFL... thats one smart old lady.. hahaha

good joke.. 9/10 and a star

Answer 9

Works for me.

Answer 10

LMAO!! That was really funny! I gotta share that one with my friends!!