A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother: "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gxy cabaret and txkes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwxxr. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some gxy and stxy with him all night for mxnxy."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little johnny aside to ask him,
wait i am working on it
2007-02-02 18:25:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
got it the punchline
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
2007-02-02 18:28:10 · update #1
Hey, I can`t believe some of your answers,(grumpy gits) I don`t see them posting!!!?
I loved it, no explanation needed.
I`m off to hit the sack too, c u l8r. (This night lark `eh)!!
lol
Tink x
2007-02-02 19:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the first one, I didn't find all that funny. Sure, it might be a cute joke to tell your grandma.. But not my taste in humor.
The second one doesn't even have a punchline. Try to wait until you finish a joke, before telling it to people. The joke will get old before you even come up with a punchline for it. ...You don't want that, do you?
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Haha. Yeah. The second one was sort of funny. I wouldn't give it the whole 5 stars, but it was pretty funny.
2007-02-03 02:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by [we're all mad here] 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not!!!!! That's PLAGIARISM!!!---Musings » Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was in his Kindergarten class when the teacher asked the children ... “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his ...
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2007-02-03 02:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Faerie loue 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
they were both funny to me, although a female president wouldn't be so bad, I mean us women deal with lots of things, like children, house work, cooking, cleaning.. of course all women are different.. I don't know about anyone else, but Hillary seems like a cold person, no emotion.. wouldn't want her for our first female president.. but it might just happen, any how.. i thought they were funny.. * he he *.. it's just a joke.. why do ya'll get so red?.. :p to all you meanies!..
2007-02-03 03:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a better one Chris
2007-02-03 04:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 2nd one was a bit cr*p cause of all the xx but 1st one well funny will use it tonight in bar i work in - if thats ok!
2007-02-03 02:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by kerrie w 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it was not little johnny !! The real little johnny would not have acted as told....
2007-02-03 02:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sounds Good So Far :)
2007-02-03 02:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by Nadette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh?
2007-02-03 02:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good A for effort!
2007-02-03 02:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋