once,,a monkey and a lizard were hiking,,
suddenly,both were thirsty,,
so,monkey went to drink water first,,from the sea,,while lizard was guarding the bags,,
now monkey came and was lizard's turn to go and drink water,,
but lizard fell in sea while drinking,,and there came a crocodile,,saved lizard,,and asked everything,,
lizard said " its all monkey's fault,,he sent me here ",,
then angry crocodile went to scold monkey,,
but before he could say anything,,monkey saw the crocodile and said " ohh my god,,how much water did u drink??",,
2007-02-02 18:20:29 · 19 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.. nice.. i liked it.. hahaha
9/10 and a star
2007-02-02 19:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good story. Cute images. ...but:
I did not laugh out loud. It got more of a small smile from me.
Rating: 6 out of possible 10
The confusing part is when the lizard says the monkey sent him there. It would be better if it said something like: "saved the lizard, then asked why are you drinking sea water anyhow" and the lizard says ask the little monkey there. It was his idea....then the curious croodile went to ask the monkey... but..." etcetera
2007-02-03 03:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by earringsnbuttons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god this is the worst joke ever, if u consider it a joke. Not funny at all and I had to read it 2 times to see if I missed something and then I realized what the end meant. 0/10 for sure
2007-02-03 15:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Joel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty creative i give it a 9 & 1/2
2007-02-03 02:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by scrapy626_420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuteness 8 humor 3
2007-02-03 02:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1 to 5 ( five being the best)
i give it a 3 if I were to tell it to my kids
i give it a 1 if I were telling adults who like crude humor as much as I do
2007-02-03 02:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by BIGDAWG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 for funny, 1/10 for grammar.
2007-02-03 04:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by zzooti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10.
2007-02-03 02:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it would be much funnier if there were more space. Cos the punch line isnt strong enough.
3/10
2007-02-03 02:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Hermione Malfoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it makes sence... but that's just me. I give it a 2. Sorry. :-) Keep up the good work though, it comes with practice. Luv/Kodi
2007-02-03 02:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle (A.K.A KoDi) Foresee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 1
2007-02-03 02:23:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋