My is.... Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
2007-02-02 17:00:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2007-02-02 17:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Administrative Instructions of the Patent Co-operation Treaty can defeat anyone, even Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Holy Grail. It was inside the Ark of the Covenant.
My Chuck Norris can beat your Chuck Norris any day, so there.
2007-02-02 18:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Person #1: Chuck Norris. Didn't he invent the TV??
Person #2: Ya like 50 years ago.
To rap it up... "Chuck Norris, He'll chuck your norris."
2007-02-02 18:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Robin Hip Hop Hoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2007-02-02 17:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Hey me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does Chuck Norris greet you? Usually with a boot in your face.
2007-02-02 18:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
2007-02-02 18:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the back of his beard, chuck norris has no chin. in basic terms a distinctive fist! Chuck Norris can win a interest of connect 4 in 3 movements. there is not any evolution. in basic terms species that Chuck we'd desire to stay. as quickly as, Chuck Norris won bitten by way of probable the main poisonous snake on the planet. 4 days later, the snake died.
2016-09-28 08:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't rest on the 7th day because he was tired of making the universe, it was because Chuck Norris kicked him in the face.
Heheh, I just made that up. I think, I hope it wasn't someone else's idea first.
2007-02-02 17:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough, he flosses his teeth with barbed wire. He goes bear hunting with a switch. And the eyes of a ranger are upon all of us.
2007-02-02 17:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning Chuck created the heaven and the earth.
And Chuck said, Let there be fight!
Edit: To the guy above me, I just made this one up too, ditto :-)
2007-02-02 17:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋