...and sits down next to a woman. The woman asked, "Are you a cowboy?"
The cowboy replies, "Well, I've lived my whole life on a farm, rancing abd riding horses, so yes, I think I'd be considered a cowboy."
The woman says, "Well, I'm a lesbian."
The cowboy asks, "What's that?"
The woman says, "Well, every morning I think about women, during meals I think about women, in the shower I think about women, at work I think about women, and every waking moment I'm thinking about women."
The cowboy nods and is silent. A while later, after the woman had left, a man sat down next to the cowboy. He asks, "Hello, are you a cowboy?"
The cowboy said, "Well, I thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
2007-02-02 16:39:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny , My husband says he is a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
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2007-02-02 16:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Debbie O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lesbian Cowboy
2016-09-30 10:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one; I heard a slightly different version many years ago.
2007-02-02 16:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by zzooti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always a classic. I love this joke!!
2016-03-18 01:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha then im a lesbian
2007-02-02 17:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, JUST TOLD MY WIFE THAT I THINK I'M A LESBIAN.
SHE LOOKED AT ME ''SHOCKED''!
''WHY DO YOU SAY THAT'' SHE ASKED ?
I TOLD HER ''BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT WOMEN EVERY DAY''.
SHE SLAPPED ME.....
(ME THINKS I BETTER GET SOME ROSES ''FAST'')
LOL......
2007-02-02 18:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. thats a good one.. hahaha
2007-02-02 16:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was hilarious dude!! Keep it up!!
2007-02-02 17:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>that's funny.
2007-02-02 16:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! good one
2007-02-02 17:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by frosh09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋