On a Sunday morning she asks her Mother her weight. Her Mother responds "Darling that's rude to ask a woman her weight." At lunch she asks her Mother her height and her Mother responds "Darling that's rude to ask a woman her height." She goes outside to play with a friend and tells her the dillemma she's faced with. "My Mommy won't tell me anything about herself!"
Her friend give's her a suggestion. She says "Go into her purse and you'll find her report card with a picture of hrr on it and it tells you all about her.
At dinner the girl says "Mommy I know your age, you're 42"!
"How did you know that?" asks the Mother.
The girl then sais "I also know you weight is 180lbs."
"How did you know that?" asks the Mother.
Then the girl sais "AND NOW I KNOW WHY DADDY DIVORCED YOU!"
The Mother was Horrified! "What are you talking about she asks her daughter?"
The little Girl Replies "You got an (F) in SEX!"
LOL!
'-)
2007-02-02 16:28:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.. omg!!!... kids these days... whew!
hahaha.. thats a very good joke.. thanx for the laugh..
10/10 & a star for u
2007-02-02 16:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha rotflmao that was a really good one 20/10
2007-02-03 00:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>very hilarious, the last line being the punch line>>lol
2007-02-03 00:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know howq to laugh : :
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2007-02-03 00:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-03 00:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMFG!!!!!!!!!! i get it!!!! that is sooooo funny!!! lollollollollollollollol!!!!!!!! XD
2007-02-03 00:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clever...
2007-02-03 00:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by nosale47 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋