A Florida couple, Moe and Floe both well up in their 80s go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
Moe says, "will you watch us make love?"
The doctor raises both eye brows, but he is so amazed that such an eldery couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finished the doctor said, there's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you make love, he thanked them for
coming, wished them good luck, charged them $50 and says goodby.
The next week the couple returned and asked the doctor to watch again. The doctor is a bit puzzled but agrees. This happened
several weeks in a row.
They make an appointment, make love, pay the docter $50 and leave. Finally after 6 or 8 weeks of this routine the doctor
says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask, just what are you trying to find out?"
2007-02-02 16:09:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Moe says, "we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98 dollars, The Hilton charges $125. We come here and pay you $50 and---I get $43 back from MEDICARE."
2007-02-02 16:09:39 · update #1
lmAO .......... NOW DO I GET BEST ANSWERlol..Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
.......OH_HELL
2007-02-02 16:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by oh_hell_imagine_that 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
making whoopeeeee 9/10
2007-02-02 18:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!! A Discount is always great, lol.!!! Excellent again Ian.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers man, still smiling.!!
2016-03-29 02:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hysterical. I'm going to share it with my grandparents.
2007-02-02 16:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!! ROFL... these old people r just too much... hahahaha
very good joke.. thanx for the laughs (a star for u)
2007-02-02 16:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-02-02 16:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats actually funny
2007-02-02 16:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA :-D
luv it! hilarious!
2007-02-02 16:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats retarded not!!!!
2007-02-02 16:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That was cute!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-02 16:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dragonflygirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋