This hand-painted sign was seen on the back of an Amish carriage in Pennsylvania: "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
2007-02-02 16:03:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.........oh_hell
2007-02-02 16:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by oh_hell_imagine_that 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Papa says son let's go to Town and see the world. So Papa goes hitches up the team and Papa and son go into town. First store they walk into has this sign over two rather large doors;E-L-A-V-A-T-OR. Son says vhats that? Papa says vait and see. Pretty soon the door opens and an old bent over gray lady gets in, the doors close and go up. They stand in amazement. Pretty soon the doors come down and out steps this beautiful blonde woman. Papa says to Son lets go home and get mama.
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2007-02-03 00:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-03 00:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's lame, but still got a chuckle.
2007-02-03 00:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.
2007-02-03 00:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-03 00:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by Brina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-03 00:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by Secret Agent Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so so.
2007-02-03 01:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋