Bert took his dog to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
Bert replied, "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
2007-02-02 16:02:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.. good one.. hahaha
(ouch!!! on behalf of the poor dog)
2007-02-02 16:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahah
Naughty Riddles
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It'! s the same as a french kiss, but only "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear...........hope you enjoy.......oh_hell
2007-02-02 16:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by oh_hell_imagine_that 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
till you have used the comparable vet for years like I somewhat have they do no longer enable you pay money that is money up front verify on the credit provider for in basic terms for vet money can not undergo in recommendations the call yet any vet could be attentive to it
2016-12-16 19:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by forgach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny 15/10 for makin me laugh
2007-02-02 16:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by lil miss mystery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
10/10
2007-02-02 16:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ballerina♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-06 01:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's is hilarious>>>lol
2007-02-02 16:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋