A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2007-02-02 16:01:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... these damn lawyers!!!... hahaha.. good one.. thanx
2007-02-02 16:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 08:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha its a job 9/10
2007-02-02 18:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
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2007-02-02 16:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess that's one way to make a living, eh?
that's a good joke. i get it.
2007-02-02 16:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-06 01:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome dude
2007-02-02 22:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good lawyer joke..........LOL
2007-02-06 14:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i get it
2007-02-02 16:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus_Roxs247 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-02-02 16:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Erik Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋