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After all his dad made people out of dirt, so JC should easily make trees out of his wood

2007-02-02 15:59:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

Don't be stupid

2007-02-02 16:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by six_foot_2_midget 5 · 6 2

He wasn't a carpenter. He was a stone-worker, or removed stones. The translation was wrong. Sorry I don't have an online source for it, it was in a history channel special on the life of Jesus.

2007-02-03 00:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by freeballn83 2 · 1 0

Archie; Quite simply Jesus wasn't "Magic";
He was a Teacher -albeit, a [very firey] one -from Bethlehem;
NOT, 'Nazareth': a MUCH-later tourist town,
-constructed by the Roman colonists.

Jesus WAS the heir to the Gallilean Royal line;
(they were NOT kidding when the Italians..
nailed "King-of-The Gallilean-Jews", above him..
(assuming it WAS Him, actually ON the Cross)..

(Well; "Isa"/Jesus, AND [most of[ his Disciples looked
striking ..similar; SO similar, that ol' Judas..
simply had', as in the Bible -points-out: IDENTIFY
-to the "Police" [which magician] WAS
-supposedly- 'Jesus-the revolutionary', of Bethlehem..

2007-02-03 00:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Captain M 3 · 0 0

He can do anything, so He could make a tree in a blink of an eye, just as the Rapture will happen. And, neither came first, the seed did.

2007-02-03 00:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

His dad made the trees and to turn them into wood would be defiant!

2007-02-03 00:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by buffster06 5 · 0 1

He can make a tree, but its not because He's a carpenter.

2007-02-03 00:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

i made a tree in 3ed grade i put a seed in the ground and watered it for a year

2007-02-03 00:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by cthulhu will raise 5 · 1 0

Eve was the first carpenter. She made Adam's banana stand.

2007-02-03 00:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1 2

Stop trying to be cute and dont make fun of Jesus.

2007-02-03 00:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 4 1

Actually, he made all the trees.

2007-02-03 00:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1 1

jesus could do all things he is apart of the trinity. the father,son,holly spirit. yes he could but what would be the point? read the bible it will help you answer alot of you ?

2007-02-03 00:04:35 · answer #11 · answered by greg j 2 · 1 1

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