I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching a football game. He said he's a Dallas fan and won't let me watch my team play. He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-02-02 15:22:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
***** get a f uck ing life and grow the f*ck up, dayum
2007-02-02 15:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfman 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stock up on more rootbeer and pretzels and when you get tired of fighting over the teams, watch the monkey turn into a six foot blonde.
2007-02-02 15:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay on your laptop, remote from that depraved television. permit the fish get sq. eyes, simply by fact then he wont see you out of the nook of his eyes. Then sneak over to the door leaving it open for the subsequent door neighbours cat to run in.. and you in no way be attentive to.. the two your distant will exchange into immediately unfastened or the fish and the cat will run off and elope jointly. Cheers..
2016-09-28 08:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe ask several million illegals to come over and join in and phone some jihadists to bring party-poppers.
2007-02-02 15:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by Wookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad to see the offspring of The What Should I Do? Retard
are growing to be just like their dad.
2007-02-02 15:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put the glass pipe down and walk away from it.
2007-02-02 15:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Xfile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your neighbour to bring her cat over, that should sort it out.
2007-02-02 15:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before it is still pathetic.
2007-02-02 15:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two words:
TARTAR SAUCE.
2007-02-02 15:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was dirt
POOF!
it turned to me
poof!!
2007-02-02 15:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋