This guy works at a pickle factory and his friends bet him $50 to stick his package in the pickle slicer. He did it and collected his money. He went home and told his wife "The guys bet me $50 to stick my p***s in the pickle slicer and I did." His wife looked horrified and said "Let me see it and make sure it's okay!" He showed her and she didn't see anything wrong. She then asked "How's the pickle slicer?" He replied "Oh, she's fine too." I thought this joke was soooo funny, there's more like it on ComedyCentral.Com. Check it out. Some are dirty and some are funny... Sorry, if it offended you but even you squares had to get a chuckle!
2007-02-02 15:05:10 · 16 answers · asked by SHELTIELUVER 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The pickle slicer wasn't a machine, it was another woman! And Jesus Freak, it wasn't that bad! I've heard much worse!
2007-02-02 15:32:01 · update #1
Good one
2007-02-02 15:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha Funny! Ok so there are 4 guys at a bar. the 4th guy goes to the bathroom While he is gone the other 3 talk. The first guy says "My Pride and joy is my son! He Graduated and became a air pilot! He even Sent a jet to his Best friend for his birthday!" The second Guy replies by saying " That's great! My pride and joy is also my son! He is a millionaire! He even sent a mansion to his best friend for his birthday!" The third guy Says "My Son owns his own company and sent a million dollars to his best friend!" They all congratulate each other. Then the fourth guy Comes back in. He asks "Why are you guys congratulating each other?" They all reply by saying "We're just talking about are sons. What does your son do?" He then says "Oh my son is a gay male stripper." The 2nd guy says "That's a shame!" The 4th guy replies by saying "I'm not really a shamed of him. Last year for his birthday he got a jet, a mansion, and a million dollars from his three boyfriends."
2016-03-29 02:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.. the pickle slicer...a new word for those dirty little mice
2007-02-02 15:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heard it b4 on comedycentral.com 2 luv the jokes there
2007-02-02 16:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to know a funny joke? A horse's vagina, that's it
2007-02-02 15:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cheer_Star107 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that very offensive, and nothing about is funny!
2007-02-02 15:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren<3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it took me a minute but i liked it
2007-02-02 15:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Take my wife,.....please.
2007-02-02 15:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Dirty....
2007-02-02 15:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad, but good.
2007-02-02 17:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋