a man wakes up early one morning to go hunting.he quietly and easily slips out of bed without waking his wife.he puts his clothes on,goes in the kitchen and fixes himself some coffee and breakfast.he then goes outside to get his hunting dogs when he notices that it is cold,snowey,and raining.he then decides not to go hunting.he slips back in the bedroom,undresses and climbs in the bed and snuggles up to his wifes warm back.h eleans over and whispers in her ear "it sure is horrible weather out there today".his wife replies "yea,can u believe my dumbbutt husband is going hunting?"
2007-02-02 15:02:49 · 7 answers · asked by 'HUMVEE' 5 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2007-02-02 16:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by wildcat_72069 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's mean-ha,ha!
2007-02-02 23:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-02-02 23:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Dig Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny. Unless it really happened???
2007-02-03 02:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by da_bears46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one ha ha
2007-02-02 23:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mike C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...did u give the punchline?
2007-02-02 23:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Christine 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ok
2007-02-03 00:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by sup 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋