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The farmer's three daughters who all had dates on the same night?

The first young man came to the door and when the farmer answered it he said "Hi, my name is Eddy, I'm here for Betty and I'm taking her out for spagetti."

The second young man came to the door and when the farmer answered it he said "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo and we're going to the show."

The third young man came to the door and when the farmer answered it he said "Hi, my name is Chuck..."

The farmer said "get the hell outa here."

2007-02-02 14:51:52 · 11 answers · asked by Give life. Be an organ donor! 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

thats funny, never heard that one before :)

2007-02-02 14:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by very_sweet 2 · 0 0

Actually, the farmer shot Chuck with his rifle.

But "Get the hell outta here" could work too, I guess.

A good joke nonetheless, but you gotta be careful who you tell it to.

Once I tried telling it to my parents in Spanish (they would've never gotten it in English)...

Yeah, that went well...

They looked at me funny for about a week.

Just a little tiny piece of advice.

2007-02-02 23:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Barb 3 · 0 1

My name is Chuck , do you like my truck?

2007-02-02 22:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 1 0

Sheess, I didn't know how a crooked mind I had 'til now!!!! I hope is just me....

2007-02-02 22:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol always a good one. his name could also be Tucker.

2007-02-02 22:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ace 5 · 1 0

Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-02 22:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0 0

lmao, no, I hadn't!

Great joke. xP

2007-02-02 22:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by kells 2 · 0 0

lmao! good one

2007-02-02 23:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No not really but i don't get it

2007-02-02 22:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by The X-Factor 2 · 0 3

lol. i get it.

2007-02-02 22:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by ch3rryontop2000 2 · 0 1

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